Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Fancy story

If you crash car again, you will buy a new car. If you buy a new car, you will spend more money. If you spend more money, you will pay more taxes to the goverment. If you pay more taxes to the government, the government will collect more money. If the government collect more money,the government will give more funds to the farmers. If the goverment give more funds to the farmers, the farmers will raise more pigs. If the farmers raise more pigs, the price of pork will go down.

If I had two heads, I would sleep with one head in turn. If I slept with one head in turn, I would master more skills. If I mastered more skills, I would become a superwoman. If I became a superwoman, I would compete with Queen Elizabeth. If I competed with Queen Elizabeth, I would take her place. If I took her place, Elizabeth would need to get a job.